do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
Anonymous asked: Riddle me this. Why are you single?
Anon, if you could help me figure that out I would be grateful.
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt